Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 7, 2026

Introduction

PseudoSmart LLC ("we," "our," or "us") operates pseudosmart.ai, kthx.pseudosmart.ai, meredith.pseudosmart.ai, and geoff.pseudosmart.ai (the "Services"). This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, disclose, and safeguard your information when you visit our websites and use our services.

Information We Collect

Personal Information

When you use our Services, we may collect personal information that you voluntarily provide, including:

• Name and email address (when you sign in with Google)
• Profile picture (from your Google account)

Product-Specific Data

• kthx: Email metadata (sender, subject, labels) for classification. We do not store email body content beyond processing.
• Meredith: Recipe preferences, cooking history, kitchen inventory, and meal planning data.
• Geoff: Fleet telemetry data accessed through your authorized Geotab account.

Automatically Collected Information

• Device information (browser type, operating system)
• IP address and approximate location
• Pages visited and features used
• Time and date of visits

Cookies and Tracking Technologies

We use cookies and similar tracking technologies to collect and track information about your activity on our Services.

Types of Cookies We Use

• Essential Cookies: Required for the Services to function properly
• Analytics Cookies: Help us understand how visitors use our Services

You can control cookies through your browser settings. Disabling cookies may affect functionality.

Third-Party Services

Google Sign-In

We use Google Identity Services for authentication. When you sign in with Google, we receive your name, email address, and profile picture. We do not have access to your Google password.

Gmail (kthx)

kthx accesses your Gmail to classify and organize emails based on your rules. We request only the permissions necessary to read, label, and archive messages. We do not share your email content with third parties.

Google Calendar (Meredith)

If you connect Google Calendar, we access only the calendars you authorize to sync meal plans. We do not read or modify other calendar events.

Geotab (Geoff)

Geoff accesses fleet data through the Geotab API using credentials you provide. We access only the data necessary to deliver the features you use.

How We Use Your Information

• Provide and maintain our Services
• Save your preferences and data
• Personalize your experience
• Analyze usage to improve our Services
• Communicate with you about updates or issues
• Comply with legal obligations

Data Retention

We retain your personal information for as long as your account is active or as needed to provide you Services. You may request deletion of your data at any time by contacting us.

Your Rights

Depending on your location, you may have the right to:

• Access the personal information we hold about you
• Request correction of inaccurate information
• Request deletion of your personal information
• Object to processing of your personal information
• Request data portability
• Withdraw consent at any time

Children's Privacy

Our Services are not intended for children under 13 years of age. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13.

Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page and updating the "Last updated" date.

Contact Us

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at privacy@pseudosmart.ai.